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“Do it fucking now.

Don’t wait. Don’t procrastinate. The winners in this world are not the ones who find the greatest excuses to put off doing what they know will make them more money. The winners are the ones that prioritize and seize the day.

Create a list of action items to make sure your important tasks get accomplished. Every project you’re working on should be in action. If you’re not moving, you’re standing still. Your next step towards making money must not be “something I’ll take care of maybe sometime next week.” If it’s going to help make you money: Do it Fucking Now.

Some of you may think that you don’t need the “fucking” in “do it fucking now”. You do. You need that impact, that force, that call to action and mostly, that kick in the ass to get you moving. Otherwise, you’ll end up another loser that had a great idea a long time ago but never did anything about it. Dreamers don’t make money. Doers make money. And doers ‘Do it Fucking Now.’

Sage advise from the Seo Blackhat. (via criminalwisdom)
My best salesmen are named Kennedy and Khrushchev
Home Fallout Shelter Salesman, 1961
If you watch the movie ‘Jaws’ backwards, it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.
Some guy online (via anesthetize)
That’s essentially how i feel about life ( via tumblrlucy)

That’s essentially how i feel about life ( via tumblrlucy)

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain (via putthison)
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.
Chuck Palahniuk (Choke)  (via -languor, jamesandthegiantslut)
danssoleil:

skeletoninthecloset:

(via somuchforsinners)
very much so a lot of the time, yes.


woaaaaah i was just watching that moment only moments ago

danssoleil:

skeletoninthecloset:

(via somuchforsinners)

very much so a lot of the time, yes.

woaaaaah i was just watching that moment only moments ago

Throw off your worries when you throw off your clothes at night.
Napoleon (via putthison)
I find that news anchors and breasts are always smaller than they look on TV
Jack Donaghy
Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing.
And even if you don’t come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can
make someone smile while they’re having a piss.
that’s good advice (via simplicitycounts)

that’s good advice (via simplicitycounts)

ok im sure yall are getting sick of me saying this evertime i post something about banksy but here it goes again anyways, If you haven’t seen Exit Through the Gift Shop yet you are a bad person! Go watch it now!

ok im sure yall are getting sick of me saying this evertime i post something about banksy but here it goes again anyways, If you haven’t seen Exit Through the Gift Shop yet you are a bad person! Go watch it now!

The Attorney-General’s kind remarks are noted and appreciated. I’ve spoken to Ed Burns and we are prepared to go to work on season six of The Wire if the Department of Justice is equally ready to reconsider and address its continuing prosecution of our misguided, destructive and dehumanising drug prohibition.

The Wire creator David Simon, in an e-mail to the Times of London responding to Attorney General Eric Holder demand for an additional season of the acclaimed HBO series.

[digitalspy / thanks adam!]

(via thedailywhat)

Sergeant _______ is treating me very _______ and it looks like I’ll be shipping off to _______ in about a ________.

I _______ you, mother

Buster (via thebluthcompany)

Let he who is without sin bomb the first abortion clinic