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I went to “Sue’s Pet Castle” today. They have puppies.

I went to “Sue’s Pet Castle” today. They have puppies.

fixin’ to grow me a goat-tea

we’ll see how this works out :P

why the fuck—or as Snoop would say, fizzuck—am i awake right now?!

off to sleep land people

i have completely destroyed my left hand working on my guitar fingering

it hurts :(

sidenote: lol fingering

Favorite memory? Craziest night of your life? Personal piece of street art you are most proud of? Ultimate life aspiration?
Asked by Anonymous

Favorite memory: This is hard cuz ive got more than one memory im fond of but ill give you one i really like. My senior year of high school our class went on a retreat to this beautiful place called Lake Anna. I dont really remember how it happened but at the end of one of the nights it was just me and this girl laying in a field staring up at the stars. We talked for hours and while we stared at the gorgeous sky both of us saw shooting stars and both of us made wishes. We both refused to tell each other our wishes on the grounds that they wouldn’t come true if we did but to make a long story short we both wished for a kiss. What was great is taht we got our wishes too

Super corny i know but it still makes me smile so whatever :)

Craziest night: either the time i had a seizure on acid or the time i got stranded in a strange city in Serbia after the Wu-tang show with my friend tripping on pcp

Street art: they say the reason people do art is because they have exceptional taste, and that the reason people think they’re bad at art when they first start is because their skill isn’t as developed as their tastes. I think right now im at the point just before when my skills will finally catch up with my taste. So that being said, theres no piece im super proud of, theres just pieces that were really fun to do

Life aspiration: to be happy (easier said than done)

What would you consider your best sexual experience?
Asked by Anonymous

hmmmm thats a tough one, my favorite was probably sex on the beach but best as in best feeling was time a couple years back with my girlfriend at the time. It was just in her bed, no handcuffs, nothing special, but it wasn’t sex it was fucking i cant really explain why it was so good but afterwards she was literally trembling and we just collapsed and she shivered in my arms for however long until round two >=]

ohfrabjuousday3333333333333333:

west-nile-virus:

whenever people pocket dial me ill listen to them for a while

^^^^^

also sometimes when it’s me who’s calling somebody, before they pick up the phone i can hear discernible talking and shuffling and stuff in the background… awk

This one time Pereira pocket dialed me while he was at school so i hung up but he kept pocket dialing me, so i listened to him teach for like 3 hours straight and i kept yelling answers into the phone hoping he’d hear me

(Source: fuks)

Words that should be used more:

prestidigitate

mustachio’d

bamboozle

bustle (without the words “hustle and” in front of it”)

prognosticate

what song should i learn on the guitar?

keep in mind i suck

Tall, dark, and handsome

well i got the tall part down

jumped off a 65 foot cliff/waterfall today

good times

meat is one food that should never be served in loaf format

does slow dancing make anyone else feel retarded

hey babe lets go spin in a circle over and over again to Shania Twain music :P

Let he who is without sin bomb the first abortion clinic

my new roommate is so weird!

he’s watching You Got Served….and enjoying it

how weird is that?!