Pay too close attention the world and you’re likely to get depressed.
The government is evil and there’s cancer in half the breasts.
Everywhere you look it’s sex slaves, AIDS, and death.
You could get a brain aneurysm right now and this could be your last breath.
I know the outlook might be grim, but I can assure you that life’s the best.
Because despite all that chaotic crap there’s plenty of babies that got that back, you can still go find an ass to tap.
You can always go have sex.